A Current Event in the News

Did you hear that the guy who wrote the Knock Knock jokes has won the Nobel Prize?

(Okay, okay, so this is a joke and not a current event at all. But I felt compelled to share it worth you since Poth rated it as the funniest thing she has ever heard in her life. It's probably good for the world to realize that those of us encased in the hayfamzone are subject to flights of whimsy on occasion.)